Lur mig om ikke Voodoo og heksedoktorer fra New Orleanshar en finger med i spillet i Jets miserable sæson
-The Jets have turned over the ball on 11 of their past 18 possessions
... Av, den sved!
-The Jets rank 30th in the league in total offense, 31st in scoring offense, 29th in rushing offense and 28th in passing offense. They've been outscored 57-3 in their last two games
... Urgh!!!
-After losing quarterbacks Chad Pennington and Jay Fiedler to injuries, the Jets brought back old favorite Testaverde, who has nine turnovers, including four against Denver, and hasn't thrown a touchdown pass this season
... Aaargh!
-Bollinger, who will be making his third consecutive start, hardly strikes fear into defenses
... Så sandt, så sandt...
-Statistically, New York is doing OK, ranking 13th in the league in total defense
...Jaaa, endelig noget positivt
... But New York has been outscored 68-7 in the first quarter this season, so it's hard to make the case that the Jets have been worn down as the games have progressed
... Fordømt! Så kan vi heller ikke bruge den undskyldning længere.
-Rookie place-kicker Mike Nugent has made eight of 12 field-goal attempts
... Ja, ja det er da 2/3 (som man måske kan mærke begynder jeg at give op nu... lidt lige som de der hunde i Pavlovs eksperimenter. Når man bliver udsat for tilstrækkelig meget pine gider man ikke tage den store notits af det længere).
-Return man Justin Miller has averaged 25.8 yards per kickoff return... så langt så godt, nu venter vi bare på "men'et"... but has fumbled three times... Tak, så er vi mere rolige.
Det kunne være interessant at se en lignende report om Saints... noget siger mig at den ikke er meget bedre. I hvert falde er begge hold inden mødet på søndag 2-8 og som report'en konkluderer:
"One of these teams has to win".
...og inden vi så håber alt for meget på Jets:
"Then again, the loser might turn out to be the real winner -- in the draft."
Jeg siger op i r**** med draften, Jets SKAL vinde på søndag!